First things first. This little black book is more than just a handy guide to using astrology to ‘get a root’. It’s a celebration of sex from the male point of view, using the explicit and sometimes crude language that men use when in their own company. In that sense I offer it to men as a true account of how we actually think and talk about women and sex, untainted by considerations of political correctness. Women, no doubt because they are interested in sex, astrology and how men think, are reading and buying it too. [See testimonials]. For you, esteemed female reader, it offers a peek into ‘secret men’s business’. If you want to know how men think and talk about sex when you’re not around, read on. Secondly men, I’m well aware that many of you think astrology is a load of crap, but women believe in it and like it or not, it does influence them - as in not having a bar of you because you’re a Gemini say. How annoying. What to do? I suggest join the women and play the astrology game too, for one simple and very good reason – it works. It can help you to score. Read on and I will demonstrate. Writing as a professional astrologer of over twenty years standing, I will show that simply knowing a woman’s star sign gives a valuable insight into her core personality and sexual preferences and used intelligently, can help you to get laid! At the very least, it will give you a good laugh and, if your female interest is a broad minded or raunchy type, provide a good way to
inject sex into the conversation. Just ask her what her star sign is, and ask her if she agrees with what I’ve written.
If she is born on a ‘cusp’ day, that is the beginning or end date of those listed for each sign, read the sign before or after as well, because a birth time is needed to be absolutely sure what Sun sign ‘cuspers’ are. Also, to be precise, your ‘star’ sign is your Sun sign, that is the sign of the zodiac the Sun was in when you were born, but to get a fuller picture of sexual chemistry it’s desirable to know the signs of Venus and Mars as well, Venus being the planet of love, and Mars the planet that specifically rules sex. [To get a complete personality profile you need to know the Rising and Moon signs and, well, the whole birth chart really, but that would be going too far into astrology for most readers I’m sure.] For example, Angelina Jolie is a Gemini Sun sign, who has her Venus in the maternal sign of Cancer, hence her love of children, and her Mars in fiery Aries, which explains her hot sex appeal and action woman persona. Marilyn Monroe was also a Sun sign Gemini but with Venus in Aries, which made her a ‘Cat on a Hot Tin Roof’ you might say, and Mars in Pisces, which correlates with her escapist victim tendencies and inability to overcome her fate of being a beautiful sex toy to a succession of would-be-rescuer or abusive men in her life. To find out your sex interest’s Venus and Mars signs ask her, as a lot of women know their charts these days, or get a free computer read out based on her date [and preferably her time and place] of birth from astro.com on the internet.
Even if you don’t want to go that far, we all know we have different sides to our character so read all the signs and combine them to best fit the woman you’re interested in. A personal note. I have fucked every star sign, so rest assured, what I’ve written here is not mere theory or imagination but is based on extensive personal research. Try out what I suggest here and I’m confident you’ll be blown away with the results.
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